This program is a cold reading production engine. It takes as input a set of numbers associated with keywords, and produces as output an essay explaining how those numbers relate to the real world. You control the essay through a parameter file which allows you to test the input numbers in a wide variety of ways and then print out sentences or words based on those tests. The numbers can come from any source--astrology or phrenology readings, keyboard latency times, or carefully validated psychological tests. Example coldread applications are available on the website and in the published source directory.